Part 1

I've known Andrew since we were in grade school... Sobrang mahal ng parents nya! Saya nga nila tignan kung magmahalan eh! We stick to each other like best buds as always! So, if u ask me about him, it's like asking me to tell u his entire story. I know him like he knows me inside out! My parents and his are like acquainted but little that they know... Andrew and I share the same sentiments, emotions, and aspirations. (Yeah! we're both mermaids! Kakatuwa diba?) We like the same guys we have worked with but we take turns when we pick who we'd like to fuck with! (Oy! Oy! Oy! Virgin pa ako no! Sya lang ang makati!) Galing nga ng pakner ko in crime eh!
One time when we were playing basketball (Lokohan na toh! Papakalalaki ang mga bading! Yahoo!), I've noticed a slight aggitated Andrew look. He was throwing the ball so hard, it wouldn't shoot inside the ring! (Never pa nakamiss ng 3 points ang tisoy na bading na to eh!) Tapos biglang umiyak si gago! (Sorry for the word, di talaga ako marunong mag mura!)
I told him, "Hoy!!! kakatawa ka naman, para kang bading ah! Dami pa naman hot guys na padating! Umayos ka nga!" Bigla ba naman sumigaw! "Putang ina!" (Ang lutong!) So, syempre nahiya naman ako! So, i whispered... "Huy! Tumayo ka nga dyan! Baka akalain ng mga lalaki dito tinira kita sa pwet!... (eh di naman ako ganun kalakihan kaya bihira ko marinig ang "Putang ina!") So I exclaimed, "what did i do?" (Feeling ko tuloy, nagtatalumpati ako!) So nag initiate na ako.... "Sige, sige! mag shower ka na nga at amoy uhog ka na! Sayang lang porma mo pare! Feeling ko amoy putok ka narin! Lika na nga!"
So while taking the shower with him, i thought he'd be at ease... but i noticed him sobbing! "Huy! Hilahin ko yang bayag mo eh! (Yuck! sus parang kapatid ko lang yun no! Kala nga nila kambal kami kasi perehas dumudugo sa pula labi namin!) He looked so serious.. kala ko boy problems nanaman ito eh... (buti nalang di ako makati kagaya nya! loyal yata to! Haha! Kaya naman single ako ngayon! Ganun ba dapat pag loyal, nagiging single? huhuhu...)
"So, aren't you gonna share anything to me? So, we're keeping secrets now huh?" I exclaimed. (Naku! Naging intense ang shower room... Siguro nag alisan yung mga hot guys sa loob ng shower room at that moment! -May mga bading! Nag aaway sa loob ng shower room! Run for your lives! Oh no!) Andrew said, "would you look at me the same way I look at you if i tell you this..." I retorted, "Tell me what? Sus! drama mo! i-Muay Thai kita dyan eh!?" (Pero alam ko di ko pa kaya kasi may bruise pa ako sa right elbow ko.. kaka effort matuto ng kick boxing!) Aba hindi nasindak si loko at...

.... to be continued
(ooops sorry ha! sleep muna ako... may work pa tomorrow eh! Stay tuned!)